25 things I'm not fond of

One of my favorite personalities Andy Rooney often published lists of things he did not enjoy. Following his example, I've composed this brief list of things that I wish were not things.

Eric



1. The carpet in Dollar Tree
2. Vienna Sausages
3. Most canned soups, except chicken noodle
4. Older people griping about holes in jeans*
5. Dusty fake flowers
6. Decorative soap
7. Perfectly organized desks
8. Fur Elise
9. Waterless urinals
10. Really anything waterless
11. Olives
12. Residual olive flavor after you pick them off of pizza
13. See earlier post about mayonnaise
14. Resusing mayonnaise jars like Tupperware
15. Sweet wine, like muscadine
16. Fluorescent light
17. Church services more than 1.5 hours
18. Church services with guitars
19. Church services with drum sets
20. Church's with hip names.
21. Most televised church services
22. Kinked hoses
23. Low water pressure
24. Stereotyping classical music as relaxing
25. Artificial sweet tea

*No. Your worn out jeans from 1980 are not the same.